An American investment banker was at the pier of a small Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.
Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."

The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"

The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?" To which the American replied, "15 to 20 years." "But what then?" asked the Mexican.

The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions?...Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire, move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

Last week, I was lazing in front of the tv watching <<我要唱下去>>.
I was amused a young participant chose to sing 黄莺莺 - 哭砂.
Though he didnt managed to remember the lyrics, but it does bought back some memories for me.

Now this song flows in my mind every now and then... 

Particularly like this phrase: "合理的要求是训练，不合理的要求是磨练"

Sometimes we just need to see things in a more positive way.
We have enough problem makers, we need more problem solvers...

Just simply love this ad...

Anyone still remember this cartoon?
It is the UNIQLO's advertisement at the MRT station reminded me I was once crazy about that cartoon when I was younger.
Time flies...

Quote from SATC
Samantha: And you should see the bush on him. I need a weedwacker just to find his dick! 

Samantha: Every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.

Ever wonder what is the function of pubic hair?

Today's Today page 28 wrote: "... pubic hair protects the genitals against friction during sexual intercourse, keeps the genitals warms and even prevent dirt from entering the genitals"


This is NEW! I never know being hairless can results in friction, genitals catching cold and get dirty!
So stay forested and develop a jungle! haaa haa